ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…
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ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

lameborghini:

im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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deair:

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

*high fives your ass*

(Source: yzmas)

lameborghini:

straight boys…..please let me fix ur eyebrows..i can help u……

themadhatter-steacup:

andwedr0wn:

Same

He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine

(Source: buzzfeed)

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

(Source: armadillo)

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(Source: pleatedjeans)

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(Source: addicted-doc)