rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett)

nerdgasm55:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

physicianwhy:

feistyfrank:

A TRUE FEMALE ICON

and we’re not going to talk ABOUT HOW THIS IS BUFFY

I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT IS SOMETHING BUFFY WOULD DO

i feel like daphne was just a red haired season 1 buffy

(Source: supremecute)

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person
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holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

(Source: existentialfuck)

flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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(Source: radgoku)

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(Source: pax-et-triumphus)

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(Source: lay-awake-in-lust)

nowyoukno:

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nowyoukno:

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cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges
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cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster